claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

(via tentakrule)

"Imagine a world where the next kids getting started with their big idea are stuck having to think about negotiating or establishing relationships with these big gatekeepers – before they’re even able to think about doing anything ambitious on the Internet. That’s a really, really scary notion and one that we need to work very hard, and will be working very hard, to make sure does not happen."

David Karp on net neutrality at Wired BizCon (via david)

(Source: unwrapping, via self-ownership)

scandinaviaa:

"Listen here u lil fucken cunt nugget"

scandinaviaa:

"Listen here u lil fucken cunt nugget"

(via limey404)

misswallflower:

The four seasons, Hugh Ramsay (1877–1906)

misswallflower:

The four seasons, Hugh Ramsay (1877–1906)

(via nuttermonk)

hermionejg:

beperpetuallydrunk:

Possibly my favourite photo set ever

#serviceindustry

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mscottwrites:

ealperin:

thehappysorceress:

samwanda:

girlslovegamestoo:

Women of Steel

♥ ♥ ♥

All hail the absence of the BOOB CUP!

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Love these SO MUCH!

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"that feel when no gf"

— gravity falls fans waiting for season 2 (via dema-zema)

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"A good writer with a sad idea and a malicious side is a person to fear."

— Me. Cause it’s true. (via godiscobalt)

(Source: gavinsdiary, via pudgebird)

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

(Source: animals-riding-animals, via pudgebird)

onelazyfeminist:

if helga hufflepuff isn’t ur favorite founder then ur wrong because when all the other founders were like ‘i’ll teach the smart ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the aristocratic ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the ones who r willing to fight bears with their teeth’ helga was just like ‘fuck that i’ll teach anybody who wants to learn’ and thats how u do education

(via pudgebird)

saccstry:

Opalitis, a condition in which opals grow rapidly on a person’s skin until their entire body becomes opalized. 

saccstry:

Opalitis, a condition in which opals grow rapidly on a person’s skin until their entire body becomes opalized. 

(via yamashta)

Tags: ROSE NO

"Stop saying sorry. Say thank you instead. When you say, “sorry for being a jerk” the other person is forced to either call you a jerk or say it wasnt a big deal. Instead, say “thank you for being so being so patient with me” so the other person has a reason to say they love you."

— I saw this gem on Reddit tonight.  It was posted under a topic of “What ‘little’ things you can do to improve your relationship with your significant other.”  I’m definitely taking this piece of advice with me into my next relationship.   (via brittanyjoyal)

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500daysofsassy:

500daysofsassy:

500daysofsassy:

whats Mozart doing right now?

decomposing

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(Source: notkatniss, via waking-up-maria)